5 Facts about...

I had a wonderful wee Tea break today in the company of some rather splendid
chaps. Seeing as I got a photo of the man himself, I thought I'd list 5 facts** about EcoDad.

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5 Facts about EcoDad...

O Some say that EcoDad knows more puns than there are words in the English language and Oxford University Press have been commissioned to do a special dictionary to document them all. It stands so far at a gargantuan a 14 volume set.

O EcoDad can make tasty jam out of virtually any substance known to man and any that he can't, he makes into chutney.

O It is said that when you see his allotment it is the size of a small garden. When you stand inside it, it is the size of a football pitch.

O EcoDad taught the Wombles how to make good use of the things that they find.

O Legend has it that EcoDad is 100% bio-degradable and in fact if he sits still for more than 5 minutes, he would spontaneously compost.



**When I say facts, they might not be completely factual.

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