Abandon Ship!!!

Not really, its just a drill, something we do constantly as crew members. Boat drills, raft drills, fire drills, emergency drills, first aid courses, survival courses, crowd management courses. Pretty much the less glamorous side of working on the ship but undoubtly the most important.
We have a coastguard inspection coming up next month so everybody has to know there stuff. A bad coastguard report and basically the ship doesn't sail, so obviously the big brass can't have that happening. Not in a multimillion dollar industry like this.