I have hot dog fingers :(

My pencil was falling so my reaction was to quickly grab it or else I'd have to bend down and pick it up (and honestly, who wants to do that?). Anyway, so the pencil was falling and the tip of the pencil landed face up on my lap and when I grabbed for it I stabbed myself with the pencil and had it dragged across the bottom of my finger. It was all gray and bloody in the area. What a lovely day. Oh well, at least now I have a battle scar to show off to the friends and family.