Its that castle again!

Hey look at me, over here, look, here, me, me... oh you are. I'm great ain't I, I'm a big old castle that you foreign types don't have in your lands of opportunity. And would you look at that sky too eh! What else do you need? I'm a big, historic, brilliant looking castle on top of an old used up volcanic lump of a hill surrounded by a fantastic skyline and and a bobby dazzler of a sunset. Get it right up yeh!