My Centenarian

Son, do you think we should cut your hair?
Yes, I want it to go to this here and like this there.
Er... I'll try but I can't promise, I can only do it one way like Daddy's.
Mummy, can I look in the mirror?
Wait a second...
Now?

Ok.....
MUUUUMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE I don't like it :(
Can we make a number out of the bits?
You can Mummy, I'm sulking.