A Present!!!!!!

We are told this is a time of fiscal restraint. My cats are doing their bit to reduce the C&D household budget deficit by bringing this in at 7am.

We have a lot of Pheasants and Partridges around here and to be honest they're not.....how do I put this.....the brightest spanners in the tool box.
They run away from approaching cars and people rather than fly and the cock pheasants regularly try to stare down oncoming traffic. It never ends well

I've pointed out we will need a few more for Sunday Dinner.