I Beg Your Pardon

I Never Promised You A Rose Garden*


Inner Voice: What's up? You finished that paintin yet?
Me: No, it's taking forever, you're not helping, bugger off and leave me alone
Inner Voice: See that manky rose? That's you, that is.
Me: Thanks for that, now p*ss off.






Rose Garden, Lynn Anderson, 1971, y'all