Spit Spot

If only cleaning and tiding could be so easily achieved... big gigantic hands just rocking in and scooping up everything into one gigantor plastic bag, one sneeze would dust out the house for a month and the bathroom could be steam cleaned perfection with a hot but hefty mucus-free gob... no bending no scrubbing no scraping random scum from between floorboards on yer hands and needs.

Mary Poppins meets Godzilla.
I could take Mr.Muscle out easy-peasy.