I really do not like this chair.

I don't like it because I bought it 5yrs ago for our first christmas in this house intending to paint it and recover it and I never have.

I don't like it because it just sits on my deck under the tree, it does not belong on the deck under the tree.

I don't like it because for some reason I can not throw it away even though it has been abused by years of weather.

I don't like it because even though it has been rained on, snowed under, had the sun beating down on it, the sticker saying 'sold' on has never come off.

I don't like it because even though I tried really hard it point blank refused to be photographed and come out looking like the image in my head, it looks awful.

I don't like it, the picture is bad, yet still I blip it. Just what does this chair have on me?!