Nuts to you!

A Little Nut Tree


Roald Dahl

I had a little nut-tree,
Nothing would it bear.
I searched in all its branches,
But not a nut was there.

"Oh, little tree," I begged,
"Give me just a few."
The little tree looked down at me
And whispered, "Nuts to you."


Not my crispest shot of the morning, but the most hilarious. The one below is cleaner and crisper, but not half as funny.


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