Lola is seriously unimpressed by the fact that during the night our garden has hosted a pigeon poo party.
No less that 24 separate poos appeared over night on our trampoline.
Wish I had seen them and overheard the conversations
"Go on Jim me old mate, do a backflip and a turd at the same time'
"Quick Barry, pass me another of those lovely raspberries from the veggie patch so I can really squirt one out"
BASTARDS!