Don't sing with a bag on your head!

Warning signs on the plastic bags that new keyboards come in. They're meant to be very serious - warning of the dangers of putting a plastic bag on your head, but they make me laugh every time!
Not only are the drawings in a class of their own, but the bags themselves are only about 6 inches deep and have a foot and a half long opening at the top - You'd have to be pretty determined to get one to go much past your eyes, let alone to the point where you look like the guy in the top drawing. As for the baby, well these bags would definitely fall off a baby's head the minute any crawling was attempted.
Oh and don't even get me started on the baby having a bowl on it's bum instead of a nappy!