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Martin the estate agent has been here today, measuring and photographing and talking marketing strategy.

48 hours of frenzied cleaning and gardening and dressing rooms, hiding toothpaste tubes in cupboards, hiding the copies of '25 Beautiful Homes' under Vogues and Vanity Fairs.... and it was all over in a flash.

Something about this whole experience has left me with a nagging craving for pizza and beer.