Falling.turns

Looking from a window above
Somebody gave me a shove
And I'm falling
Falling down to the ground
Nosey people stand round
Won't they help me?
All I needed was a hospital bed
That's what the man in the ambulance said
And all I ever saw
Was the floor.

This was the version of the Flying Pickets Only you we used to sing when I was about 10.
Still makes me giggle.