Air abstract

Another of my airplants is having babies. This isn't a picture of them,it's some water drops on its dead looking leaves. I'm particularly pleased as I thought it was dead. Which it is, mostly. But since it's growing head died it's producing lots of little ones. Though Jim claims I have a surplus of airplants now so I shouldn't buy any more...wrong

Jim spent the day making jam.

The garden is crawling with ants, making me feel itchy. Big queen ants.. I go inside to find a container to capture a queen ant for my antworld, and resist the row of glowing clean jam jars. I did fill the ant world with regular ants, soon after I got it- it wasn't easy but I did. And I set it down ant waited for the ants to dig. Instead I found an ant walking across my desk.

I consult the instructions which tell me:
'it is highly unlikely your ants could escape. Your ant world has be carefully constructed to prevent this'

Then why is there an ant in my juice, national geographic?? IN MY JUICE?