Drink-cycling

Not wise. Not wise at all.

I was way over the limit (as you could tell from the quality of the only shot I took on Sunday, at 00.20 to be precise).

Lucky I had my Fianna Fáil party membership card on me when the Unit for the Suppression of Drink Cycling pulled me over.

I'll have to be careful not to make too many Fianna Fáil jokes, now that I have found out that Pepe has been a lifetime double agent.