Alica in Wonderland

Esta noche, Alice in Wonderland, open air cinema on the bit of concrete in front on the Ayuntamiento from the roaming remote-outreach group called (no, not legs a kimbo) Cine Paradiso bringing culture to the villages. BRING YOUR OWN CHAIRS read the poster.

It was always going to be chaos - bring your own chairs, food, drink, grandparents, dogs, cats, entertainment basically. And it was chaos, no chairs and lots of aftershave and ponytails. However the youth of the village were not allowed out with their Mums chairs, oh dear the mayor hadn't thought of that.

So they sat on walls, on rocks and on each other, the guardia (police) sat in their car and then when it was thought the street lights were too bright they actually switched them all off! I don't know how many conceptions were achieved that night, but conditions really couldn't have been better.

I retired to the bar, the testosterone was making my eyes water.

NB, I know this is a dreadful photo but I dare not use the flash and I was being jostled by boys!