Kite disaster

We bought Freya a kite to take camping with us next weekend (OMG I must be mental) so being a windy day today we decided to try it out on the litlle green outside our house, Rob holding the handle ? is that what its called ? me throwing the kite in the air, Freya leaping about like a mad thing. I spotted a dog poo on the green (how gross) but as it was not my dogs i could not move it without puking so we moved in order to avoid it

freya racing around me shouting "Mind the poo, MIND the poo, MIND THE POO, Freya mind the p................ oh, really do you NEVER listen ? crocs are easy to clean though right ? wiping them on the grass quietly gagging to myself.

So, I digress, Kite flying, we got it flying !! hooray !! much excitement, then horror !! like a mini little plane crash the kite nosed dived then lifted inches from the ground and came to an abrupt halt, when it hit freya in the face, quite hard it has to be said. The injury is under her eye as seen in photo ! it looks worse now as she has a little bruise too, she cried A LOT and wailed "WHY WOULD MY KITE DO THAT TO ME??" sometimes I have no answers .

We officially booked our campsite today ! I understand the coast guard will be warning The North Norfolk coast.