Pirate Pete and the damsel in distress

I realised today that I havent got any babies anymore.
They have both grown up and have learnt how to bite one another then put the tears on, come running to me and blame the other one.
Daisy spent the afternoon stabbing Lola in the face, Lola responded by doing a double handed face scratch whilst screaming, I cant get the make up off Daisy's eye so she is going to do her school performance tomorrow with a bleeding face and a black eye......Social services......