Voyeur.

Windy, rainy and grey day today. Perfect weather for the beach.

Wasn't sure I was gonna get a shot today, the only things on the beach were seagulls. I don't really like seagulls so I wasn't going to give them any valuable blip space.

Mum called me when I was on the beach. She, like the rest of my family, are on holiday in Sardinia right now. I can't really afford to not work right now so I'm stuck at the house. Bet it's not windy,rainy and grey there. Pfft, no-one likes pizza, rustic villages or red wine anyway.

They're missing out on Robson Green's Extreme Fishing on channel 5 in the morning followed by an worn-our routine of World Cup matches, work and some lonely glasses of wine and a bad 'packets of crisps' to 'outdoor activities' ratio. Losers.