Pay Per View

One of the great things about working away from home all week is the wonderful places you can stay. In this hotel it will cost you a mere £6 to watch TV. Well that's not striclty true, if you want the movies and Porn it will cost £6 but you can watch normal TV for free.........Oh if you do choose to just watch normal TV then the remote control won't work, the remote only works if you pay the extra £6, so its up out of bed to change the channel, which remeinded me of when I was young. I decided against the extra £6 becasue they had 5 normal films and 20 porn films to choose from, suggesting that the main users of this service are habitual onanist, which is not the sort of thing you want to admit to on your expense claims