You're 'avin' a larf

Well, if this food store really is coming soon, it won't be long before it closes down again.

Free drinks? Hot dogs at 20p? You must be joking!

Anyway, the window, in Bristol, made me laugh - and that's the first time I've been able to say that about a closed-down shop.

Maybe we should launch a campaign to turn our derelict shops into comedy spaces.

When I think of the number of empty shops in the town where I live, that's an awful lot of laughs.