Poor Matt, I lured him over with the offer of fillet steak and pepper sauce which he scoffed down with much enthusiasm but then it was time to fix both Annie's laptop and mine which were are still infested with viruses and trojans galore (as Matt said, you don't get anything for nothing these days)

He's still working on them now...

edit: 3 hours later and he's had to admit defeat :( Time to call in (and pay for!) the experts