Funeral for a crab

My daughter bought 2 red clawed crabs with her birthday money (possibly the most boring pet in the world as they spend most of their time hiding under stones.) Sadly Benedict passed away after only one week in our care - he hadn't moved for 4 hours so we suspected something was up.

Neave is planning a proper send off for him and this is the invitation for those who loved him and those who had never met the little chap. There will be tears and some of his favorite music including Stranger on a Shore and the haunting Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside.

I feel I never bonded with him myself and now it's too late ...sob...