Just say non

On occasion the Jarvis has been known to take a drink that is not beer. Cocktails, for instance, have a certain panache that mere beer lacks. The Jarvis acknowledges that non-alcoholic drinks have their place, too. However, the Jarvis is perplexed and even slightly vexed by the existence of non-alcoholic beer, and the number of varieties available in Norway boggles the Jarvis mind. All the beers in this shot are non-alcoholic beers, or eunuchs in Jarvis terminology. If you can't have a beer, just don't have one. Have a soft drink, a fruit juice or just water instead. Don't stoop to this level of absurdity.