I 'bet' you look good on the dancefloor

Apparently some soccer competition starts today in Africa or somewhere....

Time to put some fool proof wagers on then - always have a little flutter at the online bookies for this sort of thing, although will never top my £20 bet on Michelle McManus (phwoooooarr) winning Pop Idol years back - cheers 'Chelle, if you're reading this during your break at McDonalds.

Ones that stand out:

Italy to win at 16/1

Klose top scorer at 25/1

Crouch top England goalscorer at 13/2

Don't blame me if you lose the house though, the car has to be sold and the kids go hungry.