Anorexia Nervosa

I know this is a dreadful thing to say but I think I may have Anorexia Nervosa,because I know that one of the symptoms is that when Anorexia sufferers are naked in front of a mirror they sometimes see a big fat person !! well, I just stripped off a caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and guess what,a big fat person was staring back, So I must have it !!! Anyway,I am taking steps to cure myself of this wretched illness,and have decided to have a snack size Melton Mowbray Pork Pie,!!!and just a few chips and a couple of crusty rolls with butter..........My diet has started !

On the wrapping it says Allergy advice
Recipe:No nuts.
Ingredients:Cannot guarantee nut free
Factory:no nuts!
Now thats what i call nuts !!