UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

MERHABA MY FRIENDS

IT`S A FOOTBALL THING

OOH NO...OOH NO...
CALM DOWN WAYNE...CALM DOWN.

SORRY WINNIE,
BUT IF I CAN`T EFFIN SWEAR I`M TAKEN
ME EFFIN BALL AND EFFIN OFF HOME.

OOH NO...OOH NO...

IT`S HOW WE EFFIN TALK IN EFFIN LIVERPOOL,
YOU ASK ANY EFFIN ONE. IT`S PART OF OUR
EFFIN CULTURE, US EFFIN SCOUSERS ALL EFFIN
TALK LIKE EFFIN THAT. WE EFFIN INVENTED THE
EFFIN LANGUAGE.

OOH NO... OOH NO..
CALM DOWN WAYNE.

BESIDES, EVERY EFFIN FOOTBALLER EFFIN SWEARS.
WHY IS IT ONLY THE EFFIN ENGLISH THAT GET THE
EFFIN BLAME, WHAT ABOUT ALL THE OTHER EFFIN
FOOTIE TEAMS. WILL THE EFFIN REFEREE UNDERSTAND
THEIR EFFIN LANGUAGE.

OOH NO... OOH NO...
THINK OF ENGLAND WAYNE.

YOUR EFFIN RIGHT WINNIE, IF I CAN`T EFFIN SWEAR
AT THE EFFIN YANKS, I`LL EFFIN KICK THE EFFIN CRAP
OUT OF EM`.

THE WORLD AWAITS........WILL HE SEE RED

TURK ;(}