The little dog laughed ...

My daughter collects (very small) rhinoceroses (rhinocerii?).

For some reason best known to himself (and we have not been able to winkle it out of him), my son-in-law commissioned this (very large) rhinoceros for their wedding anniversary. It stands in the garden chained to a tree and the only comment my daughter has given so far is, "I never said I didn't like it.