PFFFFfffffffffff....

Tough choice today but I'll settle for the exhaling bloke outside the Usher Hall during the intermission of the Dylan Moran show. Strangely for a performance venue the signs saying "There is no smoking permitted inside the Usher Hall" outnumbered signs disallowing photography or recording of the performance by lots to none. Tried to get a couple of shots (near the end in case we were kicked out) but he was moving too fast.
I'd love to be able to hang about in darkness at the back of the stage in a theatre one day, snapping away with impunity at the people as the auditorium fills with the widest aperture telephoto possible. People are amusing when they're trying to descent tiny little steep steps whilst wearing four-inch heels...