Cobbler

He was a funny and skilled old man. After my cousin has given his shoe for repair to him, few dialogues happened

Cousin: Just take care of the sole while stitching
Cobbler: I am not going to play football with it
Me: May I take ur picture if you don't mind
Cobbler: Why would I mind my son. By the way once an English tourist has taken my picture
After 5 minutes
Cobbler: Be careful! Why are u wasting ur film on me
Me: Don't worry. It is something different (have to swallow the word "digital")