Ernie (the fastest milkman in the west)

Sarah, in the garden of Roskilly's ice cream place - we were half-way round our walk this afternoon.

First day of the holiday.

She said she'd like to bathe in milk, he said, "All right, sweetheart,"
And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart.
He said, "D'you want it pasturize? 'Cause pasturize is best,"
She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest."

Ernie (the Fastest Milkman in the West)
Benny Hill

I asked Sarah what track she'd like me to use for this blip but she wasn't quick enough and everyone else suggested this one - Sarah knows why!