Yes?............

Can I help you?

Yes.
Put the kettle on and make a coffee woman.

Okay.


She makes a damned fine coffee.

Of course I was forced to stay there for hours and hide from the thunder, lightning and hailstones.
Even the birds headed for cover and left their food.

Well ........... they headed to the path leading to my front door and proceeded to throw muck all over it in an attempt to get me to walk it into the house.