Very strange...

Went to a nice Scottish Island and islands are surrounded by the sea, right?
Why on earth are there so many swans and ducks and other birds usually living on the surface of fresh waters and even drining the salty sea water?
Isnt that dangerous or maybe I was sleeping during the biology course at school one hundred years ago, or climat change had its really impact on the beings on earth, maybe in about 100 years people will try to live under the sea water in chocolate sound submarines!
I dont know, im quite confused, my folks couldnt really give me some answers..
Will try to contact God, he must know..
He also has to tell me something about the aztec chocolate kings and their recipes!
In the meantime: Free chocolate for every one! Thats my slogan for the next elections!
Vote for me!
Please
If you dont, I will punish you all with..jail, behind thick chocolatewalls!