Lilac

Or not...
`It`s a shot of lilac blossom in the churchyard` I said to my husband
`But it`s not lilac` he replied
`It doesn`t have to be lilac to be called lilac` I said
`You could have it under the trade description act` he said
`Oh go away and put the kettle on` I replied
He came back in with the kettle on his head
I give up