Asparamancy

For those of you wondering what the hell "asparamancy" is, it's the "art" of fortune telling through asparagus. I kid you not.

It would seem that there's only one asparamancer in the UK and in this article she comes away with some gems, such as predicting the demise of our old prime minister, Gordon Brown. Who didn't see that coming?!?!?

I've had a bash at asparamancy today and all i'm getting is that there's a strong chance of me having asparagus with my dinner.

Jules