On a hot sunny day.....

...what's a boy to do but go to the pub after school, order 2 pints of ice-cream and try to get his face as far in to the glass as possible.
Or in the alternate version, watch his mum eat nearly all of it, fight over who had the most ice cream on their spoon with his brother wait for everyone to declare they have finished then pick up the glass and lick as much of it as possible in order to lay claim to the rest. I despair. I also have an ice cream headache.