Like It Like That

by A Tribe Called Quest

"This being the case, it's clear that Luke Skywalker was the original Gen Xer. For one thing, he was incessantly whiny. For another, he was exhaustively educated---via Yoda--- about things that had little practical value (i.e., how to stand on one's head while lifting a rock telekinetically). Essentially, Luke went on to the University of Dagoba with a major in Buddhist philosophy and a minor in physical education. There's not a lot of career opportunities for that kind of schooling; that's probably why he dropped out in the middle of the semester. Meanwhile, Luke's only romantic aspirations are directed toward a woman who (literally) looks at him like a brother. His dad is on his case to join the family business. Most significantly, all the problems in his life can be directly blamed on the generation that came before him, and specifically on his father's views about what to believe (i.e., respect authority, dress conservatively, annihilate innocent planets, etc)."
- From Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Closterman