My Housemate.

This is Cedric.

He is some sort of spider who spends an inordinate amount of time skitting up and down the wall. Most mornings, he's waiting for me in the bath.

I thing he's a good sort of chap who goes around eating nasty, horrible little insects. He's also good because he doesn't bite.

Sometimes he's bad because he leaves webs and stuff around the house - often for months. He gets a very bad press though - mainly because he's so darn UGLY.

Poor chap.