Stop that pigeon

Went out for dinner Saturday night and had warm breast of pigeon on a bed of salad, delicious.
Sunday morning I found Chris hanging out the widow taking pot shots at pigeons, Sunday evening pan fried pigeon breast for dinner.
Now I've asked Chris for four more pigeons for Saturday and then I will ask my friends for dinner - no pigeons no dinner.
I saw these two on the way to work this morning - they're looking pretty confident to me!