It all takes so darn long to tell you

Decided to try Pizza Hutch. Shown to a seat, sat for 20mins whilst everyone else got seen to. Ordered a drink a pizza and a salad. Guy informed me drink will take 6 mins, salad 10mins and pizza 20mins. I reckon I could do that quicker but decide to sit it out since I have now invested 30 mins.

2 mins later, no salad. I put my book in my bag and get up. The guy is astounded, he can't believe I'm leaving. I leave.

Go home and ring a different place for a takeaway, they struggle with the address. I ring them on the landline, they take my mobile number and ring me on that - so now I have two lines to them open. After about 15 mins we get to the ordering bit, a pizza and a salad. No salad. Never mind then, "we deliver pizza", "don;t bother", "Sir ........Sir"

Two rotis, curry and dal sorts me out round the corner.

I didn't last not mentioning food for long.

The gym was closed yest for Mayday and wasn't open today either.