What am I doing?

I'm sitting in a bangin club in Falkirk. If the photo had come out, I'd blip that. This is not my natural habitat. I'm such an old codger already. Music: very loud; beer: very manufactured; people: fake. At least the company's good.

It's all rxs' fault. Went to see his new pad this afternoon, and before I even got in the door I had a Desperados in my hand.

Better make the most of it I guess...