Dave and Jim

If there's anyone who knows more about real ale or whisky than Dave and Jim then I'd like to meet them. They even arranged their honeymoon around a tour of micro-breweries and distilleries.

On the other hand, I turned up to this event with Whitey and rapidly scooped a selection of the most dangerous ales known to mankind (11% ABV - what were the boys at Brewdog thinking?) before Mrs Whitey very kindly rescued us and gave me a lift home.

There'll be no commenting tonight - you'll be glad to hear. Mrs Smith has a pizza in the oven and a bottle of red open so my nonsense chat will be contained.