The beauty of Chinese medicine

Thousands of years of medicinal craft summed up in one window display.

Irregular period?
Two table spoons of dried herb in a cup of boiling water (red and white mystery box), 2 drops from the mystery purple bottle and 1 pill from the pill thingy.
If it does not solve the problem? Stuff Grumpy down your pants.

Fibroids?
One table spoon of dried herbs in a cup of warm water (little packet with the herbey thingies on it).
If it does not solve the problem? Stuff Bashful down your pants.

Menopause problems?
Quick, the white and blue mystery packet. 4 tablets. And the strange little square box. 3 drops.
If it does not solve the problem? Stuff Sneezy down your pants.

Ovarian cysts? Pelvic pain?
The white and purple fruity delight of course. Three inhalations three times a day.
If it does not solve the problem? Stuff Dopey down your pants.

Fertility problems?
Sleep with Happy, forget about the herbal tea.