HELLO .....?

"Hello, hello, anything to eat ......?"
"Don't go so close"
"Hello, hi in there ..... few scraps perhaps ....?"
"God, you are so embarassing"
"Oi.... Oi ..... Quack, you know, Quack, anyone home.....?"
"OMG, CATFLAP!. Catflap Alert, Danger, Scoot, Flap,...... GO, GO, GO .........