The Crime Scene

No matter how hard you think your town is did they ever steal santas sleigh and the leave it trashed on top of a closed down petrol station? Didn't think so.

A Central Scotland Police spokesman said, "we currently have no suspects for this crime. We were made aware by the American authorities at NORAD that Santa had been tracked entering Scottish airspace at around 00:16 on the 25th December and did not leave. Despite our best efforts we have had no leads other than the large Scandinavian gentleman that was deposited at Falkirk Royal Infirmary at 3:27 am on the 25th December suffering cuts, bruises and memory loss. We also have no idea of the whereabouts of Santa's reindeers; Rudolf,Dasher, Dancer, Prancer,Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Olive. We appeal to the general public to come forward with any information on this crime and also to alert us if cheap venison was being offered in the area around late December, early January".

In further developments it was revealed that next Christmas Santa will be escorted through Scottish airspace by a flight of RAF Eurofighter Typhoons supported by Sentry E-3 AWACs.