and God said..."let there be light!"

"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
Spike Milligan


"Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money".
Earl Wilson


"Electricity is really just organized lightning."
George Carlin


"What is a soul? It's like electricity - we don't really know what it is, but it's a force that can light a room."
Ray Charles


(there it is: a photo of my soul!!slowly revealing myself...OK, OK, swith it off now!)