Insert egg pun here

These are the eggs that we bought.
To ease the dog's stomach.
After bringing him home.
From the emergency vets.
Where he was made to throw up.
The toadstool that we thought he had eaten.
Whilst walking round Beecraigs.

Vet - "Looks awfully like a piece of bread"
Us - "yup. well there are ducks there right enough. And it was dark..."




-"How much will that be then?"

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