Not your average fool

According to my blip stats, I blip about "fools" 185% more than the average blipper.
And I just raised that statistic.

Forgot it was April Fool's. I never have any good pranks.. they've all been used up by my brothers: "Mom, Dad.. we're pregnant" (and then several months later, oops, they really were.)
Nope, not for me.

This couple was hanging out with their pet iguana. I asked them if they'd mind if I took a picture of it and then they wanted to know how much I would charge them. Nope, sorry. I'm not interested in giving you a picture of yourself just now. I just want a pic of your pet.