Surprise!

You wanna know what freaking pisses me off ... sparkles out of the eyes and steam out of the ears pisses me off. First thing in the morning, when I stepped outside of our apartment ... now get this ... I stepped into dog shit, yes ... a pile of dog shit! What kind of devil dog does that ... shits in front of a staircase? I tell you ... a retard, fuck you very much!

And that's not all ... no, no, no ... it seems this devil of a dog, who by the way lives upstairs, has been a busy little bee. This little dog is a machine, a shit machine. The snow is melting and it seems our whole lawn is a minefield! There is shit everywhere, I can't believe this guy?

And what about the owner, isn't he/she supposed to help the little fellow out and literally pick shit up? Damn! What a morning!

But I found something else in the grass, far more pleasant! They are always first to arrive, snowdrops!